Text 28 Jul Worst e-mail ever

I need to create a new “jargon bingo” game for this e-mail.  I still don’t have a clue what they’re selling.  Painful.

Hello Cynthia,

I am following up on a voice mail message I left you recently to introduce myself and my company, MethodFactory. MethodFactory is an enterprise content and commerce solutions provider with extensive expertise in the envisioning, planning, development, deployment, and support of many of the industry’s leading platforms. 

MethodFactory’s expert staff is supported by partner relationships with IBM, Microsoft, Ektron, Kentico, Sitecore, and Sitefinity.  Our client-centric design philosophy means that the combination of planning, design, architecture, and deployment will uniquely meet your business and technical requirements.

We’d like to schedule a brief introduction to share how we’ve helped our clients optimize best-of-breed technologies and processes to achieve their business goals.  I’ll be following-up in the next few days.  If you’d like to speak with us before I get back in touch with you, please feel free to reach-out.

We look forward to speaking with you.

Best regards,

Kevin O’Reilly

METHODFACTORY, INC.

implement. progress

888.345.2699

www.methodfactory.com

 

Photo 24 Jul 2 notes oldhouselove:

Window treatment by Cyn. Bathroom now complete.

When I’m not spinning marketing stories, I like to sew.

oldhouselove:

Window treatment by Cyn. Bathroom now complete.

When I’m not spinning marketing stories, I like to sew.

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